aCHOPAHOLIK: hey there whats going on asl??
sexysexysexxx: My name isn't Asl. You have me confused with someone else.
sexysexysexxx: Sorry.
a CHOPAHOLIK: im not saying thats your name
a CHOPAHOLIK: age/gender/location
sexysexysexxx: wouldn't that be agl, then?
a CHOPAHOLIK: stands for age/sex/location
a CHOPAHOLIK: mines 17.m.tx
sexysexysexxx: why did you lie to me?
a CHOPAHOLIK: how did i lie?
sexysexysexxx: You said S stood for Gender
a CHOPAHOLIK: i did sex is another word for gender lol
a CHOPAHOLIK: my bad
a CHOPAHOLIK: if your a female do you wanna chat?
sexysexysexxx: I don't know.... I'm not sure I want to talk to a LIAR
a CHOPAHOLIK: got nee pics?
sexysexysexxx: knee pics? no... I'm not into that. sorry.
a CHOPAHOLIK: man if your just gonna mess around theres not a point in talking to you a bet not even good looking if you are a female
sexysexysexxx: is english your second language or what?
a CHOPAHOLIK: nah
sexysexysexxx: well that's just sad then.
a CHOPAHOLIK: sure why not whatever why are u still talking to me
sexysexysexxx: because you asked if I wanted to chat! and here I am, chatting up a storm!
a CHOPAHOLIK: fine by all means go ahead
sexysexysexxx: I was. I did.
a CHOPAHOLIK: k
sexysexysexxx: so why did you want to talk to me in the first place?
a CHOPAHOLIK: to see if you were a female that wanted to chat i was gonna send you a pic of me if you sent a pic of you and talk from there
sexysexysexxx: okay well send one of you then.
4:11:31 AM: Attempting to directly connect to aCHOPAHOLIK.
4:11:32 AM: You are now directly connected to aCHOPAHOLIK.
aCHOPAHOLIK:
sexysexysexxx: is that your dick-sucking face?
aCHOPAHOLIK: oh haha very funny
sexysexysexxx: so, quick question.... why do you like chopping so much?
sexysexysexxx: is it like, chopping onions or is it a karate chop?
aCHOPAHOLIK: cause i make chopped and screwed music
sexysexysexxx: ohhhhhhhhhh
aCHOPAHOLIK: so do you have a pic or am i to ugly for u
sexysexysexxx: no, that pic you sent wuz madd sexxxy
aCHOPAHOLIK: k
sexysexysexxx:
aCHOPAHOLIK: cool
aCHOPAHOLIK: how old are you?
sexysexysexxx: 28
aCHOPAHOLIK: im prob a little to young for you
aCHOPAHOLIK: seventeen
sexysexysexxx: mm that's just the way I like it
aCHOPAHOLIK: hah
aCHOPAHOLIK: do u have anymore pix?
sexysexysexxx: maybe.. if you have something HOTT and SEXXXY
aCHOPAHOLIK:
sexysexysexxx: oh baby oh baby oh baby
sexysexysexxx:
aCHOPAHOLIK: so what u into
sexysexysexxx: well, I like history a lot. I have a master's degree from Oxford in international relations.
sexysexysexxx: and I'm on the board for the school of american ballet
aCHOPAHOLIK: oooo cool
aCHOPAHOLIK: thats good
sexysexysexxx: what about you, what are you into?
aCHOPAHOLIK: well i dj, smoke bud, party and hookup with females
sexysexysexxx: I thought you could only drink Bud
aCHOPAHOLIK: bud = marijuana
sexysexysexxx: Ohhh of course, silly me! hehe
sexysexysexxx: so do u think I'm sexxxy?
aCHOPAHOLIK: sure
aCHOPAHOLIK: im high as a kite right now, and cause im vacationing in canada
sexysexysexxx: wow, that's where I am too!
aCHOPAHOLIK: cool where at
sexysexysexxx: Alberta
aCHOPAHOLIK: ohhh im in ontario
sexysexysexxx: I'm going there!
aCHOPAHOLIK: cool
sexysexysexxx: I'm going to tour the lollipop factory there. have you been?
aCHOPAHOLIK: hah nope
sexysexysexxx: Really? I'm surprised.
aCHOPAHOLIK: maybe lil wayne will be there
aCHOPAHOLIK: haha
sexysexysexxx: haha
sexysexysexxx: hahahaa
sexysexysexxx: ahaha
sexysexysexxx: ahHAHAHA
sexysexysexxx: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
aCHOPAHOLIK: funny huh
sexysexysexxx: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
sexysexysexxx: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sexysexysexxx: AHA
sexysexysexxx: HA
sexysexysexxx: AAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
sexysexysexxx: LIL WAYNE
sexysexysexxx: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
sexysexysexxx: CAUSE HE HAS THAT SONG
sexysexysexxx: ABOUT ORAL SEX
aCHOPAHOLIK: :-\
sexysexysexxx: AHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
sexysexysexxx: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aCHOPAHOLIK: funny
sexysexysexxx: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME!
sexysexysexxx: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
sexysexysexxx: woooooo...
sexysexysexxx: oh lordy!
aCHOPAHOLIK: very very funny
sexysexysexxx: can I ask you a question?
aCHOPAHOLIK: yep
sexysexysexxx: who did you support for president: John McCain, Barack Obama, or Hillary Clinton?
aCHOPAHOLIK: obama
sexysexysexxx: OMG
sexysexysexxx: what was wrong with Hillary???
aCHOPAHOLIK: fuck her
sexysexysexxx: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
sexysexysexxx: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MO.. I MEAN ABOUT HER
aCHOPAHOLIK: your mom haha
aCHOPAHOLIK: but hey its getting late so i catch u later
aCHOPAHOLIK: but you got another pic i can see before i go
sexysexysexxx: okay
aCHOPAHOLIK: its getting late
sexysexysexxx:
aCHOPAHOLIK: haaaah
aCHOPAHOLIK: cool photshop
aCHOPAHOLIK: but ill catch ya later ill be on tomorrow
4:41:24 PM: You are no longer directly connected to aCHOPAHOLIK.
“aCHOPAHOLIK” signed off at 4:43:37 PM.

guyworthchatting: hi there
sexysexysexxx: HOWDY, PARDER!
guyworthchatting: asl?
sexysexysexxx: what brings y'all over ta my necka the woods?
guyworthchatting: i would have to say complete boredom
sexysexysexxx: Well gaw-lee, pardner! All ya have t' do fer t' entertain yerself is t' find you one a them dancin' octeroons!
“guyworthchatting” signed off at 3:57:53 AM.



cuminyourass67: asl
sexysexysexxx: 18 f bg
cuminyourass67: suck a lot of dick
cuminyourass67: ?
sexysexysexxx: oh yeah baby
sexysexysexxx: you know it
cuminyourass67: pic?
sexysexysexxx: so I'm curious
sexysexysexxx: why do you like cumin so much?
sexysexysexxx: I'm partial to oregano myself
sexysexysexxx: and what on earth is a rass?
sexysexysexxx: is it short for rascal?
cuminyourass67: no, its cum in your ass
sexysexysexxx: but why on earth would there be cum in my ass?
cuminyourass67: can i see your pic?
sexysexysexxx: can I see YOURS?
cuminyourass67: i dont have one sorry
sexysexysexxx: well then why should I give you anything? You think cum comes from asses! That's biologically impossible!
“cuminyourass67” signed off at 4:04:28 AM.

yourlocalguy: Hey asl?
sexysexysexxx: 16 f ntkj
yourlocalguy: COOL
yourlocalguy: 16/m/az hurr
yourlocalguy: pics?
sexysexysexxx: huuuur
sexysexysexxx: HURRRRRRRRRR
yourlocalguy: BURRR
yourlocalguy: I sawed a burr
yourlocalguy: it was scurry
sexysexysexxx: Aaron Burr?
sexysexysexxx: I thought he was dead
yourlocalguy: Wat no
sexysexysexxx: How could he scurry if he was dead?
sexysexysexxx: You make no sense!
yourlocalguy: like a grizzly burr
sexysexysexxx: Was Grizzly Burr a distant mountain man relative of Aaron's?
yourlocalguy: Quite possibly
yourlocalguy: He did look pretty rugged.
sexysexysexxx: Did he live off the land in a treetop hut, casting a commanding view of the mighty Aderondacks?
yourlocalguy: Nope.
yourlocalguy: newaiz, pics?
sexysexysexxx: You have pics of Grizzly Burr? Really???
sexysexysexxx: These could open up a whole new chapter of American history....
“yourlocalguy” signed off at 7:10:09 AM.



gob2212: hey
sexysexysexxx: hey sexxy
gob2212: whats up? asl pic?
sexysexysexxx: I like how your warning level is 14%
sexysexysexxx: can you make it... bigger?
gob2212: sure. warn me. (or don't.)
sexysexysexxx: mmmm that would turn me on....
sexysexysexxx: MMMM 34%
sexysexysexxx: oh god....
sexysexysexxx: more!
sexysexysexxx: I'm sooo horny right now
sexysexysexxx: baby u there?

You are now in chat room “aloneathome.”
tralalala324: anyone want to trade female pics? IM me
sexysexysexxx: anyone want to trade bees? s2r
RolinLikeMarbles: what are bees?
sexysexysexxx: you don't know what bees are?
RolinLikeMarbles: well i know the little insects
RolinLikeMarbles: but for some reason i dont think thats what youre talkin about
sexysexysexxx: what do you think I'm talking about?
RolinLikeMarbles: i have no idea
RolinLikeMarbles: thats why i asked
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sexysexysexxx: I'm talking about bees
RolinLikeMarbles: how the fuck would you trade bees over the internet/
sexysexysexxx: well wouldn't YOU like to know? ;-)
TornadoVoodoo: trade non-nude pics of hot chicks? IM me
yourlocalguy: ILL FUCKING TRADE SOME BEEZ FUCK YEA
yourlocalguy: WANT SOME AFRICANIZED HONEY MOTHER FUCKERS?
yourlocalguy: THEY STING LIKE A DAMN WASP

new IM from RolinLikeMarbles
RolinLikeMarbles: how do you trade bees?
RolinLikeMarbles: im curious now
sexysexysexxx: well
sexysexysexxx: you take some bees
sexysexysexxx: put them in your computer
sexysexysexxx: and then send them
RolinLikeMarbles: haha wtf
RolinLikeMarbles: that is odd
RolinLikeMarbles: so asl?
sexysexysexxx: 17 f bee country
RolinLikeMarbles: i dont like bees
RolinLikeMarbles: those stings fuckin hurt
sexysexysexxx: FUCK YOU
sexysexysexxx: BEES ARE NATURE'S MIRACLES
RolinLikeMarbles: youre right, bees are good
RolinLikeMarbles: just not when they sting me
sexysexysexxx: What's with all the flip-flopping all of a sudden? Am I talking to John Kerry?
RolinLikeMarbles: yes you are, actually
sexysexysexxx: What the fuck, John....
sexysexysexxx: Why didn't you do more to contest the results in Ohio? I mean, if you looked closely at the results there and other places there was some obvious vote fraud going on!
sexysexysexxx: Why the HELL were you such a wuss?
RolinLikeMarbles: its what us dems do, what about al and florida?
sexysexysexxx: That was mostly Joe Lieberman's fault, at least on the Democratic side of the situation.
RolinLikeMarbles: im thinkin it had more to do with jeb being governor
sexysexysexxx: And Katherine Harris, and a lot of other things...
sexysexysexxx: but on the Democratic side, Lieberman screwed things up for Al big time
RolinLikeMarbles: so did you vote for me?
sexysexysexxx: I'm 17 you big bucket of fuck I can't even vote NOW
RolinLikeMarbles: youre just jealous because im so good looking
sexysexysexxx: Possibly. You're sexier in your 50's than when you were 23
RolinLikeMarbles: im like a fine wine baby
sexysexysexxx: you make my mom shout a lot?
RolinLikeMarbles: i wouldnt use the word shout, its more like a muffled scream...
RolinLikeMarbles: but thats only when i put her face in the pillow
sexysexysexxx: That doesn't sound like the John Kerry I know
sexysexysexxx: are you sure this isn't Ron Paul?
RolinLikeMarbles: im actually
RolinLikeMarbles: ron jeremy
sexysexysexxx: The guy who looks like Mario?
RolinLikeMarbles: exactly
sexysexysexxx: Why didn't you ever make a Mario porn where you and Luigi bang your way to saving the Mushroom Kingdom?
RolinLikeMarbles: haha yeahhh
RolinLikeMarbles: so hows it goin?
sexysexysexxx: crappy
sexysexysexxx: not enough bees
RolinLikeMarbles: lets go catch some
sexysexysexxx: You don't catch bees, idiot! You make them come to YOU.
RolinLikeMarbles: slather my naked body in honey?
sexysexysexxx: what the.... NO!
sexysexysexxx: Where do you lean about bees, Winnie the Pooh fan fiction?
RolinLikeMarbles: you should read the book "castle in the forest" by normon mailer
RolinLikeMarbles: they talk about bees in it
sexysexysexxx: Too much Hitler. Not enough bees.
RolinLikeMarbles: ahh youve read it?
sexysexysexxx: What's it to you? You think bees will be attracted to the reading rainbow or something?
RolinLikeMarbles: they might be
RolinLikeMarbles: im not so sure, im not great with bees
sexysexysexxx: Yeah, that's obvious enough....
RolinLikeMarbles: enlighten me, please
sexysexysexxx: You obviously don't know anything about bees other than they have some vague relation to honey
RolinLikeMarbles: and they sting
sexysexysexxx: Your encyclopedic knowledge will bring you many riches in life.
RolinLikeMarbles: thats what im counting on
sexysexysexxx: I'm counting on bees
RolinLikeMarbles: counting on them for what?
sexysexysexxx: life as we know it
RolinLikeMarbles: do they know how to cure cancer?
sexysexysexxx: I don't think so.
RolinLikeMarbles: what do they do then?
sexysexysexxx: they pollenate a third of America's crops. Apples, pears, cherries, almonds....
RolinLikeMarbles: thats very nice of them
sexysexysexxx: without bees food prices could shoot through the roof.. farmers would lose billions... combined with rising fuel prices and a poor economy it could very well mean THE END OF CIVILIZATION
sexysexysexxx: well, not really
sexysexysexxx: but shit would suck, definitely
sexysexysexxx: ... you know, this isn't very funny.
RolinLikeMarbles: i think you know too much about bees
sexysexysexxx: I don't think you know enough about bees!
RolinLikeMarbles: youre probably right
sexysexysexxx: how am I supposed to get off if you don't even know the simplest facts about bees?
RolinLikeMarbles: do bees turn you on?
sexysexysexxx: yes
sexysexysexxx: sexually
RolinLikeMarbles: i prefer a praying mantis
sexysexysexxx: EW
sexysexysexxx: YOU'RE SICK
sexysexysexxx: that's disgusting.
RolinLikeMarbles: did you know the female of most species will decapitate their mate then eat their body?
sexysexysexxx: yes. I was in third grade, too.
RolinLikeMarbles: i learned that on the science channel
sexysexysexxx: you know what I learned on the science channel?
RolinLikeMarbles: tell me
sexysexysexxx: THAT YOU SUCK
RolinLikeMarbles: i think youre making that up
sexysexysexxx: you're right....
sexysexysexxx: I just.... don't know what to do. I think this was a mistake. Not a very good way to reenter the limelight.
sexysexysexxx: this is just going to go on forever, isn't it?
RolinLikeMarbles: depends on what "this" is
sexysexysexxx: this conversation.
sexysexysexxx: it's so boring now
RolinLikeMarbles: what would you like to talk about then?
sexysexysexxx: I don't know anymore. I regret everything. I've failed everybody. The world would be better off without me.
RolinLikeMarbles: jump off a building?
sexysexysexxx: okay.
“sexysexysexxx” signed off at 7:42:36 AM.

Brief Note: I had no intention of going into any chats or talking to anyone sexxy today. However, I did leave this SN online and I got an IM out of nowhere. It turned out to be someone I'd had the pleasure of talking to a few days ago. Before you read this conversation, I suggest checking out my first conversation with him here, if you haven't already.

And now, on with the show:



BMX1R: hi asl
BMX1R: ?
sexysexysexxx: 55 f nj
sexysexysexxx: u?
BMX1R: 18/m. do u like younger guys? i like older women
sexysexysexxx: I luv younger guys
sexysexysexxx: they're sexxy
sexysexysexxx: so what's up baby?
BMX1R: r u hot and horny
sexysexysexxx: ooooh yeah baby I'm soooo hot
sexysexysexxx: and soooooooo0o00o0o0ooo0000oo00o000ooo horny
BMX1R: wanna talk on the phone
sexysexysexxx: I'm sorry hun I don't have a phone anymore
sexysexysexxx: I just converted to Fifth Sunday Prentapterianism
sexysexysexxx: u still wanna talk?
BMX1R: i doubt u dont have a phone
sexysexysexxx: My religion doesn't allow them
sexysexysexxx: Or blood transfusions
sexysexysexxx: or science
BMX1R: w/e
sexysexysexxx: so tell me about yourself. are you sexxy?
BMX1R: borrow a friends phone
sexysexysexxx: my religion doesn't allow friends either
sexysexysexxx: not outside the church anyway
sexysexysexxx: so are you sexxy or not?
sexysexysexxx: I need to know
sexysexysexxx: it's kind of important
BMX1R: ya i have pic s2r
4:45:12 PM: Attempting to directly connect to BMX1R.
4:45:15 PM: You are now directly connected to BMX1R.
sexysexysexxx:
BMX1R: any of u wearing something sexy
sexysexysexxx: that is sexxy!
sexysexysexxx: what about u?
BMX1R: like in panties and a bra
sexysexysexxx: any of you in panties and a bra?
BMX1R: do u have any of u in panties and a bra
sexysexysexxx: well where's your picture, hmmm?
BMX1R: i wanna see a sexy one of u first
sexysexysexxx: you said s2r. I totally S'd.
sexysexysexxx: so now I need to R
BMX1R:
sexysexysexxx: woah
sexysexysexxx: you use Windows XP?
sexysexysexxx: me too!
sexysexysexxx: we have a lot in common....
BMX1R: ya
BMX1R: can i see a sexy one of u
sexysexysexxx: first, can I ask you an important question?
BMX1R: ok
sexysexysexxx: Have you thought about the afterlife and the well-being of your immortal soul?
BMX1R: no
sexysexysexxx: well I'm glad I caught you when I did!
sexysexysexxx: Have you ever looked into the benefits of Fifth Sunday Prentapterianism?
BMX1R: no
sexysexysexxx: well let me tell you all about it
BMX1R: noooooooooooo
sexysexysexxx: Fifth Sunday Prentapterianism is the one true way to eternal happiness, inner peace, and everlasting life in the Kindom of Heaven
BMX1R: idc
sexysexysexxx: well you SHOULD care! Your immortal soul is at stake!
BMX1R: can i see a sexy pic of u
sexysexysexxx: We live in a world corrupted by multiple agents of Satan. Telephones, nail clippers, and digital watches, just to name a few...
sexysexysexxx: Our founder, Dr. Robert F. Kahn, realized this in 1862 after the angel Rhedonai came to him in a dream and revealed to him the HIDDEN CODE of the New Testament!
BMX1R: ur wierd
sexysexysexxx: I'm only looking out for your spiritual well-being
BMX1R: ur wierd
sexysexysexxx: I'm only looking out for your spiritual well-being
BMX1R: bye
sexysexysexxx: don't go! at least look at our website!
BMX1R: ur a bot
sexysexysexxx: No I'm not.
BMX1R: then prove it. send a pic of u
sexysexysexxx: I already did
BMX1R: send a sexy one
sexysexysexxx: Why should I? You don't even care about the New Revelations
BMX1R: see ur a bot if u dont prove it
sexysexysexxx: ...but I did prove it.
BMX1R: prove it again
sexysexysexxx: if I already proved it once why would I need to prove it again?
BMX1R: ur a bot bye
sexysexysexxx: ur an idiot bye
sexysexysexxx: UR AN ETERNALLY DAMNED SOUL BYE
BMX1R: my teachers here so by
sexysexysexxx: wait... your teacher?
sexysexysexxx: what?
BMX1R: ya
sexysexysexxx: why is your teacher there?
BMX1R: me and her like to make out
sexysexysexxx: oh really?
sexysexysexxx: mmm that's sexxy
sexysexysexxx: can you tell her about Fifth Sunday Prentapterianism?
BMX1R: no
sexysexysexxx: Can I talk to her, then?
BMX1R: y
sexysexysexxx: I want to know more about your sexxy times together
sexysexysexxx: ...and talk to her about Fifth Sunday Prentapterianism
BMX1R: first send a pic
sexysexysexxx: I did already!
BMX1R: a sexy one
sexysexysexxx: THAT WAS SEXXY!
sexysexysexxx: I AM SEXXY
sexysexysexxx: MY HAT IS SEXXY
BMX1R: ur a bot cuz u dont have another pic
sexysexysexxx: I AM NOT A BOT
sexysexysexxx: YOUR ARE
sexysexysexxx: YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PIC SO YOU MUST BE ONE TOO
BMX1R: wow w/e u say bye im gonna go make out with my teacher
sexysexysexxx: YOU'RE A LIAR
sexysexysexxx: AND A SINNER
sexysexysexxx: YOU WILL BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE
sexysexysexxx: FOREVER
5:09:27 PM: You are no longer directly connected to BMX1R.
sexysexysexxx: WAIT!
sexysexysexxx: LET ME SAVE YOU!!!
“BMX1R” signed off at 5:09:37 PM.

doulas82: asl?
sexysexysexxx: 22 F SD
doulas82: 25/m/canada, any pics?
sexysexysexxx: uh oh
doulas82: what do you mean?
sexysexysexxx: my dad says not to trust Canadians
sexysexysexxx: he says they're all a bunch of worthless commies
doulas82: lol..we're not commies
doulas82: just more left leaning than most americans
sexysexysexxx: but you don't deny being worthless
sexysexysexxx: and yeah, that makes you commies in God's eyes
doulas82: he told you this?
sexysexysexxx: yep
doulas82: i doubt it...we're not commies
doulas82: we have a democracy
sexysexysexxx: of commies
doulas82: well then why does your government deal with us?
sexysexysexxx: our strategy is to suck all of your resources until you wither and die
doulas82: then why is our dollar worth more?
sexysexysexxx: you don't have dollars.
sexysexysexxx: that's American money
sexysexysexxx: you have Canadian Pesos
doulas82: you keep telling yoruself that
sexysexysexxx: I don't have to
sexysexysexxx: that's what my dad does
doulas82: gs
doulas82: ok
sexysexysexxx: he's the one who knows things
sexysexysexxx: DUH
doulas82: he doesnt know very much
doulas82: a lot of people in the states are americans..alex trebek, dan rather, jim carrey, mike myers, ryan gosling
sexysexysexxx: yes... a lot of people in the states are Americans.....
sexysexysexxx: I know that
sexysexysexxx: I am one of them
doulas82: i meant candians
sexysexysexxx: oh I see.... changing your story now
sexysexysexxx: I'm gonna go get my dad
sexysexysexxx: he'll set you straight
doulas82: ok
sexysexysexxx: WHO IS THIS
sexysexysexxx: HELLO?
sexysexysexxx: I OTA KICK UR ASS COMMY BAATARD
doulas82: yeah sure
sexysexysexxx: WHY U FILLIN MY KIDS HEAD WITH UR COMMY LIES
doulas82: grow up
sexysexysexxx: YOU KNOW WHAT
sexysexysexxx: ...you're right
sexysexysexxx: I'm 42 years old....
sexysexysexxx: why am I even arguing with you?
sexysexysexxx: what's wrong with me??
doulas82: a 42 year old ignorant idiot
sexysexysexxx: where did I go wrong?
doulas82: in your knowldge of the world
sexysexysexxx: can you....
sexysexysexxx: teach me?
“doulas82” signed off at 9:43:18 PM.

iLLmAtIc2diE4: asl?
sexysexysexxx: 55 f nv
iLLmAtIc2diE4: 26/m/florida
sexysexysexxx: are u sexxy?
iLLmAtIc2diE4: u tell me
10:09:47 PM: Attempting to directly connect to iLLmAtIc2diE4.
10:09:47 PM: You are now directly connected to iLLmAtIc2diE4.
iLLmAtIc2diE4:
sexysexysexxx: i like ur titties
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol, thats my x girlfriend
iLLmAtIc2diE4:
iLLmAtIc2diE4: mmm you there?
sexysexysexxx: yeah baby i'm here
sexysexysexxx: just enjoyin ur pics hehehehe
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol
sexysexysexxx: hehehehe
sexysexysexxx: hehehehehehehehehehehehe
iLLmAtIc2diE4: ok
iLLmAtIc2diE4: do you have a picture?
sexysexysexxx: yeah
sexysexysexxx: do you like to jet ski?
iLLmAtIc2diE4: yea, i go all the time
iLLmAtIc2diE4: how'd you know?
sexysexysexxx: I talk to your mom every now and then
sexysexysexxx: she keeps me informed
iLLmAtIc2diE4: wtf?
sexysexysexxx: you tell me,sparky
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol sparky?
sexysexysexxx: so what are you doing in that chat room, slugger?
iLLmAtIc2diE4: well a combination of being bored and being a little horny
sexysexysexxx: only a little?
iLLmAtIc2diE4: well my cock is hanging out of my boxers to give an you an idea
sexysexysexxx: is the idea that you went to pee and were too lazy to tuck it back in?
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol, why not
iLLmAtIc2diE4: i just smack it a few times and then it gets fatter!
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol
sexysexysexxx: that's what my ex husband said about my face
iLLmAtIc2diE4: LOOOOOOOOOL
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol
sexysexysexxx: domestic violence is never funny
iLLmAtIc2diE4: well i found that comment pretty funny
sexysexysexxx: how could you?? that's terrible....
iLLmAtIc2diE4: lol if u say so
sexysexysexxx: pig
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eddizone1010: hey
sexysexysexxx: Hi sexxy
eddizone1010: asl?
sexysexysexxx: wuttttt
eddizone1010: hi _
eddizone1010: asl?
sexysexysexxx: 15 f gh
eddizone1010: 18m ca
sexysexysexxx: ohh you're from canada?
eddizone1010: california
eddizone1010: would u like to trade pics?
sexysexysexxx: california's not in canada
sexysexysexxx: I'm not stupid, you know
eddizone1010: ca...cali..california
eddizone1010: haha sorry...ambiguous i guess
sexysexysexxx: so you have a penis and a vagina?
eddizone1010: penis
eddizone1010: ur confusing me
sexysexysexxx: you're the one who claimed to be ambiguous
eddizone1010: 18 m ca
eddizone1010: pics?
sexysexysexxx: ooh.. you're from canada?
eddizone1010: haha
eddizone1010: yes....
sexysexysexxx: LIAR
eddizone1010: i am from california
sexysexysexxx: california's not in canada
sexysexysexxx: I'm not stupid, you know
eddizone1010: ok
sexysexysexxx: okay!
eddizone1010: sooo would u like to trade pics?
sexysexysexxx: asl?
“eddizone1010” signed off at 9:27:30 PM.

Enkidu1988: whats good a/s/l
sexysexysexxx: chocolate cake, classical music, the writings of Oscar Wilde and TS Eliot, a balmy late spring afternoon, true love, Schindler's List, raspberries, electricity, the discovery of fire, Rembrandt paintings, the endless pursuit of science to discover the true nature of the universe and, dare I say, ourselves.
sexysexysexxx: also 16/f/fl
Enkidu1988: nice lol all good stuff lol
Enkidu1988: 20/m/mass
sexysexysexxx: where in mass?
Enkidu1988: Fall River
sexysexysexxx: I once knew a man from fall river
Enkidu1988: kool
sexysexysexxx: whose dick was just barely a sliver
sexysexysexxx: while the size of his spire
sexysexysexxx: wasn't much to admire
sexysexysexxx: it's his tongue that made all the girls quiver
Enkidu1988: a sliver?
Enkidu1988: does that mean really small lol
Enkidu1988: i am a man from fall river
Enkidu1988: lol well im good in that department ;-)
sexysexysexxx: oh well thats good to know
Enkidu1988: hell yah it is
Enkidu1988: lol
Enkidu1988: so what u look like? any pics?
sexysexysexxx: I look like a girl. One with boobs and hair.
sexysexysexxx: You?
Enkidu1988: i look like a man but with a good size dick
Enkidu1988: :-)
sexysexysexxx: what's a good size?
Enkidu1988: well im lil bigga then 8 hope that is
sexysexysexxx: a likely story!
Enkidu1988: lol i got pics
Enkidu1988: lol
sexysexysexxx: oh do you?
Enkidu1988: of course
sexysexysexxx: well aren't you Captain Special?
Enkidu1988: no
Enkidu1988: was just sayin
Enkidu1988: u believe it when u see it lol chance for u 2 see
sexysexysexxx: hmmmmmmmmmm
Enkidu1988: lol
Enkidu1988: lol temptin lol
sexysexysexxx: HMMMMMMM
Enkidu1988: guess not lol
Enkidu1988: lol so whts ups
Enkidu1988: wats a good suze of the boobs
sexysexysexxx: lol i dunno lololol.. um lol sized? lol?
Enkidu1988: show me pics ;-)
sexysexysexxx: lol what's in it for lol?
sexysexysexxx: lol nothing lol, that's lol
Enkidu1988: pics 4 u ;-)
sexysexysexxx: lol I don't have any right now lol
Enkidu1988: aww :-(
Enkidu1988: well u can see mine still if u really wanna
sexysexysexxx: lol okay lolololol
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Enkidu1988:
sexysexysexxx: oooh HOT!
sexysexysexxx: a RAZR!
Enkidu1988:
sexysexysexxx: I want one, but my mom says I have to use the one available with the family plan
Enkidu1988: oh
sexysexysexxx: and I was like WHATEVER MOM
sexysexysexxx: and she was like YOU'RE UNGRATEFUL
sexysexysexxx: and I was all like SHUT UP MOM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME
Enkidu1988:
sexysexysexxx: and she was all I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR KEYS FOR A WEEK
sexysexysexxx: and I was like WHAT THE HELL MOM WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH
Enkidu1988: lol
sexysexysexxx: and she was like YOUNG LADY I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY HOUSE
sexysexysexxx: and I was like FINE MOM WHATEVER YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M GOING TO BRAD'S
sexysexysexxx: and she was like DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME
sexysexysexxx: and I'm like WHATEVER MOM KISS MY ASS
sexysexysexxx: and she starts flipping out and she's like I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU LEAVE
sexysexysexxx: and I was like WHATEVER BITCH
Enkidu1988: well theres my dick
Enkidu1988: not hard
sexysexysexxx: and then she picked up the phone and I went over and smacked it out of her hands
sexysexysexxx: and I was like YOU DON'T OWN ME! YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM. I KNOW I'M ADOPTED. DAD TOLD ME EVERYTHING BEFORE HE LEFT FOR OSAKA
sexysexysexxx: and then she collapsed on the floor and started crying and crying and I was just like jeez mom get it together
Enkidu1988: well thats sucks sorry to hear that
sexysexysexxx: and then I went to Brad's house
sexysexysexxx: and he was all like hey baby are you okay an I was like yeah I'm fine
sexysexysexxx: and then we went up to his room
sexysexysexxx: and I took off my jacket and I was like hey baby so what're you doing?
sexysexysexxx: and he was like oh nothing I'm just playing world of warcraft
Enkidu1988: World of Warcraft
Enkidu1988: i have played it
sexysexysexxx: and I said ohh well why don't you take a break from that and sex me up
sexysexysexxx: and he was like not now I have to finish this level
Enkidu1988:
sexysexysexxx: and I was like Braddddddd come onnnnn and he was just like I HAVE TO FINISH THIS LEVEL I'M ABOUT TO GO ON A RAID
Enkidu1988: wat!!!
Enkidu1988: IDIOT
sexysexysexxx: and then I just kind of sat there for a while while he played world of warcraft
Enkidu1988: woul of fuck the shit out of u
sexysexysexxx: and then the cops showed up because my mom called them and I had to go home
Enkidu1988: im sorry
Enkidu1988: i would of tore that pussy :-P
sexysexysexxx: I already tore it once in a hiking accident
Enkidu1988: what u do?
sexysexysexxx: I tripped over a rock and fell down a hillside into a fence
Enkidu1988: aww damn sry to hear
Enkidu1988: well any more pics u wanna see cuz im bout to close it
Enkidu1988: even though u didnt comment
Enkidu1988: lol
sexysexysexxx: do you have any pics of umm
Enkidu1988: wat?
sexysexysexxx: no I didn't think you had any of those
sexysexysexxx: but actually, do you?
Enkidu1988: pictures of what though
sexysexysexxx: wats
Enkidu1988: i got plenty of pics
sexysexysexxx: do you have pictures of wats?
Enkidu1988: theres no such thing as wats
sexysexysexxx: yes there are.
Enkidu1988: no?
sexysexysexxx: YES. LOOK IT UP.
sexysexysexxx: there are wats all over the place in laos
sexysexysexxx: and thailand
Enkidu1988: ok dont have those pics
Enkidu1988: its either girl or guy
Enkidu1988: pick
sexysexysexxx: cambodia too
Enkidu1988: i go pics of my dick n female pics
sexysexysexxx: oh
sexysexysexxx: do you have any of sarah jessica parker eating steak?
Enkidu1988: no
sexysexysexxx: good. nobody wants to see that.
Enkidu1988: lol
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Enkidu1988: what was that
sexysexysexxx: a UFO
sexysexysexxx: woooooooooosh!
“Enkidu1988” signed off at 11:07:41 PM.

JonCRezk: Hey whats going on'
sexysexysexxx: there's a cat outside
sexysexysexxx: he wants to eat my garbage
JonCRezk: hahahaha kick as hiass
JonCRezk: his ass
sexysexysexxx: NO IT'S A KITTY
JonCRezk: oh its just a pussy cat who cares
JonCRezk: :-P
sexysexysexxx: HE'S CUTE
sexysexysexxx: HE'S A CUTE KITTY
sexysexysexxx: HE'S A KITTY AND HE'S FLUFFY AND I LOVE HIM
JonCRezk: well then feed him
sexysexysexxx: NO
sexysexysexxx: Food is for ME
JonCRezk: mmmm Im hungry though
sexysexysexxx: I EAT THE FOOD
JonCRezk: can i have something to eat?
sexysexysexxx: I EAT ALL THE FOOD
sexysexysexxx: YOU GET NOTHING
sexysexysexxx: AND DESERVE NOTHING
JonCRezk: awww meanie
JonCRezk: so how old r u? where from?
sexysexysexxx: ohh you know...
sexysexysexxx: old enough
JonCRezk: well then why not tell me
sexysexysexxx: maybe I don't FEEL like it
JonCRezk: hahaha well what do you feel like
sexysexysexxx: I feel like a storm's a-brewin'
JonCRezk: oh what kinda storm
sexysexysexxx: the perfect storm
JonCRezk: hmmmm could that storm involve you on my cock haha
sexysexysexxx: ... that's not how weather patterns work.
JonCRezk: really?
JonCRezk: did not know that
sexysexysexxx: me neither, but then I looked it up on Wikipedia. Turns out no type of weather has ever or could ever be caused by someone on somebody else's cock.
JonCRezk: hahaha ok
JonCRezk: ok since ya wont tell me how old u r do you have a pic?
sexysexysexxx: I'm 35
JonCRezk: male? female?
sexysexysexxx: a little bit of both
JonCRezk: what??
sexysexysexxx: haaaaaaaaaa naw I'm just FUCKIN' WITH YA
JonCRezk: lol geeez
JonCRezk: haha
sexysexysexxx: female
JonCRezk: cool
JonCRezk: and 35 eh?
sexysexysexxx: yeah
sexysexysexxx: that a problem?
JonCRezk: not at all Im 28
JonCRezk: just not used to meeting ppl older than me on here
sexysexysexxx: well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
sexysexysexxx: you won't talk to me now because I'm old
JonCRezk: no I just think your lying
sexysexysexxx: why?
JonCRezk: you act like your maybe...15
sexysexysexxx: well what if I WAS 15
JonCRezk: i wouldn't care
sexysexysexxx: oh
sexysexysexxx: what if I was....
sexysexysexxx: 13
JonCRezk: bleh see this is just annoying bye
sexysexysexxx: don't go!
sexysexysexxx: I need you
sexysexysexxx: I'm so lonely....
JonCRezk: well how bout sending me a pic and Ill stay
sexysexysexxx: fiiine
JonCRezk: ok :-)
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sexysexysexxx:
JonCRezk: cool :-)
JonCRezk: oh i got one
JonCRezk:
sexysexysexxx: you look like my uncle Scotty
JonCRezk: got any others
sexysexysexxx: you said if I sent A pic
sexysexysexxx: ONE.
JonCRezk: well Im just asking for another geeez...
sexysexysexxx: why are you so demanding???
JonCRezk: Im just a demanding guy haha
sexysexysexxx: well what do I get?
sexysexysexxx: JACK SHIT that's what I get
JonCRezk: hmmmm well just waht do you want
sexysexysexxx: I want candy
sexysexysexxx: bubblegum and taffy
JonCRezk: well I can give u that
sexysexysexxx: how?
JonCRezk: im magical :-P
sexysexysexxx: are you a wizard?
JonCRezk: yes haha
sexysexysexxx: can you summon the elder gods?
JonCRezk: nope cannot
JonCRezk: hey I gotta goto sleep
sexysexysexxx: but.... wait a second..
sexysexysexxx: wizards don't need sleep...
sexysexysexxx: YOU LIED TO ME
10:43:42 PM: You are no longer directly connected to JonCRezk.
sexysexysexxx: I HATE YOU
“JonCRezk” signed off at 10:43:51 PM.

Colossus069: hey a/s/l?
sexysexysexxx: 16 f gh
Colossus069: 21 m md
Colossus069: how r u?
sexysexysexxx: sexxy
Colossus069: pic?
Colossus069: no?
sexysexysexxx: YES
Colossus069: can I see? trade?
sexysexysexxx: I don't know about that
Colossus069: oh why not?
sexysexysexxx: because...
sexysexysexxx: they might be watching
Colossus069: oh please?
sexysexysexxx: they might see
sexysexysexxx: they might see everything
Colossus069: whose they
sexysexysexxx: ... I can't tell you
sexysexysexxx: I've already said too much
Colossus069: in the mood to cyber?
sexysexysexxx: sure
Colossus069: can you tell me what you look like
sexysexysexxx: 5'4", 115 lbs, Green eyes, Blonde hair, Slim/Slender, 36-24-30, D-cup
Colossus069: oh babe I really wanna see a pic..
sexysexysexxx: I can't
sexysexysexxx: It's....
sexysexysexxx: It's too dangerous...
Colossus069: no its not...
Colossus069: no danger
sexysexysexxx: you don't know what I know
Colossus069: please...dont make me beg
sexysexysexxx: please don't make me dead
Colossus069: please
sexysexysexxx: you'd risk my life for your sick little spasm of momentary personal gain?
Colossus069: yes i would
Colossus069: Im selfish
sexysexysexxx: how could you??
Colossus069: just am
sexysexysexxx: the doctor says I'm pregnant
sexysexysexxx: oops sorry wrong IM
sexysexysexxx: so what's up
Colossus069: my dick
sexysexysexxx: why?
Colossus069: b/c Im horny
sexysexysexxx: that makes sense
sexysexysexxx: what makes you horny?
Colossus069: just am
sexysexysexxx: you just get horny for no reason at random times?
Colossus069: yes
sexysexysexxx: that might make weddings a little awkward...
“Colossus069” signed off at 10:42:59 PM.







BigMale67: asl
sexysexysexxx: 15 f vd
BigMale67: 17 m
BigMale67: pix?
sexysexysexxx: there's a cat outside
BigMale67: wut?
sexysexysexxx: there's a cat outside
BigMale67: oo i c
sexysexysexxx: there's a cat outside
BigMale67: i no i herd u
sexysexysexxx: are you calling me a cow?
BigMale67: no
sexysexysexxx: then why would you herd me?
sexysexysexxx: are you calling me a goat?
sexysexysexxx: are you saying I'll eat anything???
BigMale67: heard srry
sexysexysexxx: because I will
sexysexysexxx: I'll totally eat whatever
BigMale67: really would u eat pussy?
sexysexysexxx: I don't really like Chinese food, but sure
BigMale67: no vagina
sexysexysexxx: yeah, there's not much vagina in Chinese food
sexysexysexxx: they could definitely up the vagina quotient
sexysexysexxx: So when's your birthday?
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WilliePWonka: asl?
sexysexysexxx: 15 f gh
WilliePWonka: 35/m
WilliePWonka: pics?
sexysexysexxx: are u sexxy?
WilliePWonka: mmhmmm
sexysexysexxx: hmmm 35... are u married?
WilliePWonka: 25
WilliePWonka: nope
WilliePWonka: i am 25
WilliePWonka: pics?
WilliePWonka: ??????
sexysexysexxx: 1sec
WilliePWonka: ok
sexysexysexxx: oh so ur 25 now?
WilliePWonka: always was 35 was a type-o
sexysexysexxx: oh... that's 2 badd
WilliePWonka: why?
sexysexysexxx: I like older men
sexysexysexxx: they're sexxy
WilliePWonka: i am older then u
WilliePWonka: hehe
WilliePWonka: pics?
sexysexysexxx: yeah that's right
sexysexysexxx: you're 10 years older than me! wow!
WilliePWonka: heh
sexysexysexxx: you were getting your first pubes and I wasn't even conceived yet!
WilliePWonka: yep
WilliePWonka: pics?
sexysexysexxx: and then, when I was celebrating my seventh birthday you were already driving and getting it on with hot sluts in the locker room
WilliePWonka: mmhmmm
sexysexysexxx: And then when I was getting MY first pubes you were in college!
sexysexysexxx: and eventually you'll die old and alone... and me? I'll still be alive.
WilliePWonka: haha
WilliePWonka: yep
sexysexysexxx: I'll be dancing on your grave
sexysexysexxx: "HA" I'll say
sexysexysexxx: "Look who's dead! YOU ARE! You're fucking DEAD!"
WilliePWonka: ah
WilliePWonka: pics?
sexysexysexxx: and then I'll spit on your headstone and knock it over, cursing your name for daring to defile my innocence
sexysexysexxx: Ah yes, how sweet that day will be....
WilliePWonka: heh
sexysexysexxx: heh.. heh heh.. hhhaa..hahahaha
sexysexysexxx: hhahaHAHAHAHA
WilliePWonka: O:-)
WilliePWonka: pics?
sexysexysexxx: HHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
sexysexysexxx: AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WilliePWonka: hahahahaa
sexysexysexxx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
sexysexysexxx: .......
sexysexysexxx: shit
sexysexysexxx: what was I talking about?
WilliePWonka: sending me pics
WilliePWonka: haha
sexysexysexxx: oh, I was?
sexysexysexxx: okay
sexysexysexxx: So
sexysexysexxx: If I sent you pictures what would you do?
WilliePWonka: look at them
WilliePWonka: haha
WilliePWonka: O:-)
sexysexysexxx: well OBVIOUSLY
sexysexysexxx: but what do you think your reaction would be?
WilliePWonka: your sexy baby
WilliePWonka: heh
sexysexysexxx: my sexy baby?
sexysexysexxx: wh... why do you think my baby is sexy??
WilliePWonka: what??
sexysexysexxx: Jesus christ he's only six months old!
sexysexysexxx: you're sick
WilliePWonka: noooo
WilliePWonka: i called u baby
sexysexysexxx: you said something about my sexy baby
WilliePWonka: i said...
WilliePWonka: you are sexy, baby
sexysexysexxx: no you didn't
WilliePWonka: can i see your pic?
WilliePWonka: me see?
WilliePWonka: please
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WilliePWonka: let me see a pic of u plese
WilliePWonka:
WilliePWonka: u therE?
WilliePWonka: ????
sexysexysexxx: ???????????
WilliePWonka: me see a pic of u?
WilliePWonka: please
sexysexysexxx:
WilliePWonka: hrrrm
sexysexysexxx: that's not the reaction I was promised
"WilliePWonka" signed off at 8:05:02 AM.

BMX1R: hi asl
sexysexysexxx: hi sexxy
sexysexysexxx: 15 f hx
BMX1R: 16/m
BMX1R: r u hot and horny
sexysexysexxx: yea baby are u?
BMX1R: very
BMX1R: wanna talk on the phone with me for a few mins.
sexysexysexxx: I believe that phones are a tool of the devil
BMX1R: lol
BMX1R: do u wanna?
sexysexysexxx: Do I want to be a tool of the devil?
sexysexysexxx: No thanks. I'll stick with the forces of good.
BMX1R: do u wanna talk on the phone with me? we can be naughty
sexysexysexxx: And play right into Satan's hands? I don't think so!
BMX1R: can we just do it plz
sexysexysexxx: Every time you use a phone, Satan steals exactly ten minutes off your lifeline.
sexysexysexxx: Do you know how long people spend talking on the phone?
sexysexysexxx: Literally HOURS.
BMX1R: if u dont talk on the phone with a stranger u are def not horny lol
sexysexysexxx: no baby I'm horny
sexysexysexxx: I'm so horny I need someone sexxy to satisfy my urges
BMX1R: lets talk on the phone baby
sexysexysexxx: oh my goodness
sexysexysexxx: the day has finally come
sexysexysexxx: Father told me it would
BMX1R: plz baby i need to get hornier
sexysexysexxx: DO NOT TEMPT ME, SATAN. I RESIST THEE.
BMX1R: wow ur def not horny
sexysexysexxx: No I am
BMX1R: prove it. call me
sexysexysexxx: I can't get horny around tools of Satan.
sexysexysexxx: The telephone is just one of many...
BMX1R: ur not horny then
sexysexysexxx: Is that all horny means to you? Talking on the phone?
sexysexysexxx: Is that all I mean to you?
BMX1R: no but most horny girls talk on the phone with strangers
sexysexysexxx: they do?
BMX1R: ya. so we can get horny
sexysexysexxx: most horny girls talk on the phone with strangers so WE can get horny?
sexysexysexxx: what dark magic is this?
BMX1R: whats ur phone number baby
sexysexysexxx: exactly, phone numbers ARE dark magic.
sexysexysexxx: Which is why I DO NOT have one. I've told you before, phones are a tool of Satan, invented by satanic high priest Phillipp Reis to enslave humanity under the force of his Dark Will
BMX1R: ya w/e
sexysexysexxx: but I'm still horny
BMX1R: ya right
sexysexysexxx: no baby I am
sexysexysexxx: can we be sexxy just not on the phone? plzz?
BMX1R: i no u have a phone
sexysexysexxx: How would you know that?
BMX1R: cuz everyone has a phone
BMX1R: so do u
sexysexysexxx: Not the Amish
sexysexysexxx: and certainly not me
sexysexysexxx: I'm a Fifth Sunday Prentapterian
sexysexysexxx: We don't believe in phones
BMX1R: dont lie to me. do u have a phone or not
sexysexysexxx: I told you I don't have one
BMX1R: plz talk on the phone with me
sexysexysexxx: you refuse to believe me
sexysexysexxx: Baby don't you trust me anymore?
BMX1R: i wanna talk on the phone with someone
sexysexysexxx: are all these years we've spent together meaningless now?
sexysexysexxx: That summer in Vienna... what was that? Just a game to you?
BMX1R: wow ur being imature
sexysexysexxx: I'm being immature?
sexysexysexxx: You're the one who doesn't trust me anymore!
BMX1R: cuz everyone has a phone
sexysexysexxx: Fifth Sunday Prentapterians don't.
BMX1R: w/e
sexysexysexxx: baby can we just get sexxy without phones?
BMX1R: no
sexysexysexxx: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BMX1R: cuz its just not the same
sexysexysexxx: :-( :-( :-(
BMX1R: to bad u dont have phones
sexysexysexxx: you don't have to have a phone to be sexxy
BMX1R: to bad u dont have a phone that sucks
sexysexysexxx: Yes, you've said that twice.
sexysexysexxx: you don't need phones to have a good & sexxy time
BMX1R: u do so we can actually hear eachother
BMX1R: so to bad u dont have phone
sexysexysexxx: three!
sexysexysexxx: three times!
sexysexysexxx: ah-ha-ha-ha!
BMX1R: what?
BMX1R: get a phone
sexysexysexxx: what? now?
BMX1R: get a phone
sexysexysexxx: Yes I saw that
sexysexysexxx: but now? RIGHT now?
sexysexysexxx: you want me to get one right now?
BMX1R: y
BMX1R: yes
sexysexysexxx: okay hold on
BMX1R: ok
- 20 minute pause -
BMX1R: ?
- 13 minute pause -
BMX1R: did u get one
- 2 minute pause -
BMX1R: did u get one?
sexysexysexxx: no.
“BMX1R” signed off at 9:45:36 PM.

Littleal1313: hey asl
sexysexysexxx: 16 f qp
sexysexysexxx: u?
Littleal1313: 18/m/ny
Littleal1313: what do ya look like
sexysexysexxx: Like every man you've ever killed
Littleal1313: what
sexysexysexxx: that's right. I know all about it
sexysexysexxx: I know about '98
sexysexysexxx: and I know about Darlene Fischer
sexysexysexxx: It's taken me two years of hard work... sometimes I didn't think I'd succeed... but eventually I pieced it all together
sexysexysexxx: At first I thought it was Desmond, but it was Desmond that led me to you, Al
sexysexysexxx: and now
sexysexysexxx: here
sexysexysexxx: in this IM window
sexysexysexxx: I vow to bring you to justice
sexysexysexxx: once and for all
sexysexysexxx: by being sexxy
Littleal1313: o yea
Littleal1313: haha
sexysexysexxx: Yes, Al
Littleal1313: brian is my name
sexysexysexxx: Ah, another fake identity.... I should have known
Littleal1313: haha nickname
Littleal1313: what do ya look like
sexysexysexxx: I bet you'd love to know that
sexysexysexxx: I bet you'd love to picture what my face would look like as part of your collection
Littleal1313: shut up
sexysexysexxx: What?
Littleal1313: you heard me
sexysexysexxx: No I didn't
sexysexysexxx: I'm deaf, Brian
sexysexysexxx: That's how I was able to escape from the woodshed unharmed
sexysexysexxx: That's why none of your booby traps worked on me in Pasadena
sexysexysexxx: That's how I've come this far
sexysexysexxx: That's how I'm going to take you down
sexysexysexxx: You understand me, Brian?
sexysexysexxx: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME????
sexysexysexxx: You won't get far now.
sexysexysexxx: It's only a matter of time until I find you and finish what started seven years and eighteen victims ago.
sexysexysexxx: EIGHTEEN, Brian. One for every year you've been alive.
sexysexysexxx: But I swear to GOD you won't make it to nineteen
sexysexysexxx: Not this year
sexysexysexxx: Not on my watch
Littleal1313 signed off at 9:47:01 PM.

jakillz2: hey there
sexysexysexxx: hey sexxy
ja killz2: hey wanna chat?
sexysexysexxx: sure thing sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
sexysexysexxx: sorry my x key got stuck
ja killz2: haha ok
ja killz2: female?
sexysexysexxx: who? me?
ja killz2: ya
sexysexysexxx: yeah baby r u?
ja killz2: no im male
ja killz2: 20
sexysexysexxx: ohhhhhhhhhh
sexysexysexxx: oohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sexysexysexxx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ja killz2: wgat
ja killz2: *what
sexysexysexxx: I just...
sexysexysexxx: I found something out
ja killz2: what
ja killz2: did you find out
sexysexysexxx: that indentation hardness tests are used to determine the resistance of a material to deformation.
ja killz2: really? cause i knew that, im in materials testing
ja killz2: thanks
sexysexysexxx: oooh really??
sexysexysexxx: you wanna test ur materials on me?
sexysexysexxx: ;-)
ja killz2: your so gay kid
sexysexysexxx: what what what??
sexysexysexxx: I'm trying to get sexxy wit u!
ja killz2: are you female?
sexysexysexxx: I JUST TOLD YOU I WAS
ja killz2: so do you wanna trade pics?
sexysexysexxx: maybe
9:23:39 PM: Attempting to directly connect to jakillz2.
9:23:39 PM: You are now directly connected to jakillz2.
jakillz2:
sexysexysexxx: ooooooh
sexysexysexxx: I like those drape
jakillz2: can i see you ?
sexysexysexxx: what kind of drapes are those?
jakillz2: common
jakillz2: i thought you wanted to talk
sexysexysexxx: I do. I am.
sexysexysexxx: I am talking
sexysexysexxx: about those drapes
jakillz2: right
sexysexysexxx: what color are they?
sexysexysexxx: they'd look perfect in my dining room
jakillz2:
sexysexysexxx: WOAH HELLO
jakillz2: thats what you wanted
sexysexysexxx: No it isn't!
sexysexysexxx: that doesn't tell me what color the drapes are at all!
jakillz2: common
jakillz2: just help me
sexysexysexxx: help you with what? Help you figure out "common" isn't a color?
sexysexysexxx: God, do you work at Sears?
sexysexysexxx: This happens like every time I go to Sears
sexysexysexxx: Ask a question about drapes and BAM! Out comes the dick.
jakillz2: im blocking you
sexysexysexxx: I mean, dont get me wrong, it's actually a very nice dick. I'd suck it if you just helped me out with my drape question.
“ja killz2” signed off at 9:30:05 PM.

Ositris2506: hi
Ositris2506: asl?
sexysexysexxx: 14 f ca
Ositris2506: im 17/m/ca
sexysexysexxx: ohh are you... sexxy?
Ositris2506: good u?
sexysexysexxx: ... that was a yes or no question
Ositris2506: u can see for yourself
2:55:52 AM: Attempting to directly connect to Ositris2506.
2:55:52 AM: You are now directly connected to Ositris2506.
Ositris2506:
sexysexysexxx: you're too sexy for a steady camera
Ositris2506: haha
Ositris2506:
sexysexysexxx: so what can I do you for, Cap'n Haircuttz?
Ositris2506: send me pix back
sexysexysexxx: hmmmmm
sexysexysexxx: What's your favorite president?
Ositris2506: lincoln
sexysexysexxx: WHY?
Ositris2506: cuz hes the only president that actually did something dramasticly good
sexysexysexxx: yeah, I especially loved when he made the Louisiana Purchase and introduced the New Deal
sexysexysexxx: god, those were good times
sexysexysexxx: dramasticly good....
sexysexysexxx: but I'm sure you know all about that
sexysexysexxx: you there sexxy?
Ositris2506: mhm
sexysexysexxx: how would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 to sexxxy
Ositris2506: i dont rate myself
Ositris2506: you rate me
sexysexysexxx: oh in that case you're about a six
sexysexysexxx: i mean
sexysexysexxx: six X's
sexysexysexxx: that's SEXXXXXXY
sexysexysexxx: off the charts sexxxy
Ositris2506: :-)
sexysexysexxx: ;-)
Ositris2506: pix?
sexysexysexxx: where?
Ositris2506: do you have any?
sexysexysexxx: mmmmmaayybe
Ositris2506: send me some plz
sexysexysexxx: I gotta find out more about u first
Ositris2506: ask me things
sexysexysexxx: okay
sexysexysexxx: how many times have you done it?
Ositris2506: u mean how many people or times?
sexysexysexxx: ppl
Ositris2506: 1
sexysexysexxx: kewl
sexysexysexxx: are ur pubes shaved?
Ositris2506: yes
sexysexysexxx: mmm sexxxy
sexysexysexxx: u have a gf?
Ositris2506: no
sexysexysexxx: how big is ur dik?
Ositris2506: 7inch
sexysexysexxx: what's ur favorite sexx position?
Ositris2506: missionary
sexysexysexxx: If triangle DEF points A, B, and C are taken on DE,DF and EF respectively such that EC = AC and CF = BC. If angle D = 40 degrees then what does angle ACB equal (in degrees)?
Ositris2506: 70
sexysexysexxx: Show your work
Ositris2506: 180-40=140
Ositris2506: 140 divided by 2=70
sexysexysexxx: WRONG
sexysexysexxx: the answer is 100
Ositris2506: ok...
Ositris2506: ?
sexysexysexxx: far from okay
sexysexysexxx: that test was worth half this semester's grade cycle!
sexysexysexxx: you sure fucked this one up, pal
Ositris2506: im sry
Ositris2506: how can i make it up to you?
sexysexysexxx: no more PlayStation until you turn this situation around, mister
Ositris2506: yes mam
sexysexysexxx: good. now pick up your room
sexysexysexxx: it's a mess
Ositris2506: yes mam
sexysexysexxx: oh my god
sexysexysexxx: Stanley...
sexysexysexxx: did you spill your juice?
Ositris2506: yes
sexysexysexxx: all over the new carpet???
sexysexysexxx: STANLEY WE JUST BOUGHT THIS CARPET A WEEK AGO
Ositris2506: it was an accident
sexysexysexxx: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BUY STAIN-RESISTANT CARPETING!
Ositris2506: i need punishment
sexysexysexxx: Well yes you certainly do!
Ositris2506: ok
sexysexysexxx: but I've already taken away your PlayStation...
sexysexysexxx: I guess I'll just have to cut your curfew to five o'clock
Ositris2506: no plz something else
sexysexysexxx: I'm sorry Stanley but a punishment is not meant to be enjoyed
Ositris2506: what about something that benefitss your?
sexysexysexxx: alright mister smart-aleck
sexysexysexxx: You're going to wash and wax your father's car for a month to pay for that stain removal
Ositris2506: *i walk up to you and kiss you*
sexysexysexxx: Stanley, that's very sweet of you, but I'm afraid I can't let you go that easily. You're just going to have to take your punishment and do better next time. You know I love you, no matter how much of a little fuckup you turn out to be. That was the gamble I made when I had a drunken one night stand with your father in a Texas hotel room.
Ositris2506: *i start to get hard. and you see*
sexysexysexxx: anyway, why don't you get started on your algebra homework? I'll go drink my problems away in the kitchen while reading Star magazine.
Ositris2506: *i take off my pants*
sexysexysexxx: What do you think you're doing?
sexysexysexxx: Excuse me?
Ositris2506: nothing mom
sexysexysexxx: Stanley, you just took your pants off. How am I supposed to think that's nothing?
sexysexysexxx: Is there something wrong? Should we put you back on the medicine again?
Ositris2506: i have urges mom
sexysexysexxx: Urges? to take off your pants randomly? God, I'm calling Dr. Jeffreys first thing tomorrow....
Ositris2506: no mom
Ositris2506: to have sex
sexysexysexxx: well I KNOW that, Stanley. It's perfectly natural at your age. That doesn't mean you have to take off your pants in the middle of the living room.
Ositris2506: i want to have sex with you
sexysexysexxx: What? This isn't funny.
Ositris2506: im serious
sexysexysexxx: What the hell?
sexysexysexxx: What the HELL?
sexysexysexxx: WHAT?
sexysexysexxx: don't just stand there, answer me!
sexysexysexxx: *I wave my hand in front of your unresponsive face*
sexysexysexxx: Stanley?? STANLEY?!??!?
sexysexysexxx: *grief-stricken, I run to the phone and call my therapist. My voice choked with sobs of confusion and disgust, I schedule an appointment for you on Monday, and an extra session for myself on Saturday. Still disturbed by the sight of you standing catatonically in the living room in your underwear with a noticable erection, I slowly and uncomfortably walk upstairs to my bedroom. I lock the door and rock back and forth on the bed with a glass of pinot grigio in my right hand, anxiously awaiting the sound of my husband's car to pull into the driveway.*
3:44:41 AM: You are no longer directly connected to Ositris2506.
“Ositris2506” signed off at 3:44:51 AM.

waterskier2480: hello
sexysexysexxx: hey sexxy
waterskier2480: lol, whats up?
sexysexysexxx: Well, the Euro, according to recent market reports....
waterskier2480: is it??
waterskier2480: don't follow it much, never travel
waterskier2480: asl?
sexysexysexxx: 15 f ga
waterskier2480: ahh, 27/m here
sexysexysexxx: sexxy
waterskier2480: lol... i guess
waterskier2480: what brings u online tonight?
sexysexysexxx: looking for sexxxy ppl to talk sexxy with
waterskier2480: how many times can u say sexxxy in one sentence??
waterskier2480: lol
waterskier2480: what u into?
sexysexysexxx: as many times as u need me 2
sexysexysexxx: sexxy things
sexysexysexxx: like sexx
waterskier2480: how do u like it?
sexysexysexxx: sexxy
sexysexysexxx: and hott
waterskier2480: ic
waterskier2480: got any pics
sexysexysexxx: maybe
sexysexysexxx: do u
waterskier2480: who doesn't now a days?
waterskier2480: lol
3:16:32 AM: Attempting to directly connect to waterskier2480.
3:16:33 AM: You are now directly connected to waterskier2480.
waterskier2480:
sexysexysexxx: mm sexxy glasses
sexysexysexxx: what's around ur neck?
waterskier2480: my badge... took that at work with my webcam
sexysexysexxx: ohh are u a police officer?
waterskier2480: someitmes i feel like it, but no i'm not
waterskier2480: about u, pic?
sexysexysexxx: are you in the fbi?
waterskier2480: no law enforcement for me
waterskier2480: i work in psych
sexysexysexxx: ur a psychic???
sexysexysexxx: can u read my horiscope 4 me?
sexysexysexxx: I'm a libra
waterskier2480: lol, nope i can't sorry
waterskier2480: not that kind of psych.... psych as in psychology
waterskier2480: u have a pic?
sexysexysexxx: ohhhh I see I see
sexysexysexxx: so who do you study?
sexysexysexxx: what types of people?
waterskier2480: people like u :-)
waterskier2480: lol
waterskier2480: i work with teens mostly
sexysexysexxx: ah
waterskier2480: yep, its exciting at times
sexysexysexxx: is it because you know what their vulnerabilities are and know how to exploit them to your advantage?
waterskier2480: lol... sometimes it works like that, but not always
waterskier2480: y do u ask?
sexysexysexxx: oh... no reason really
sexysexysexxx: just curious
waterskier2480: ic
waterskier2480: so what do u look like sexxy?
sexysexysexxx: oh u know
sexysexysexxx: sexxy
waterskier2480: lol...
waterskier2480: prove it
sexysexysexxx: i look like a beautiful Hawaiian sunset even though outside it's really windy and wet I was drumming with my friend, it was lots of fun we had sausage rolls
waterskier2480: ic
waterskier2480: interesting
waterskier2480: so tell me bout u
sexysexysexxx: I like sausage rolls
waterskier2480: oh do u?
sexysexysexxx: yes
waterskier2480: like to suck on them?
sexysexysexxx: jeez that's not how you eat sausage rolls
waterskier2480: so how do u eat them... never had them
sexysexysexxx: You just eat them like a sandwich. It's not that hard to understand.
waterskier2480: ic
waterskier2480: they spicy?
sexysexysexxx: not really, no
waterskier2480: so they like hotdogs?
sexysexysexxx: no... they aren't capable of emotion
waterskier2480: no i mean are the like a hotdog?
sexysexysexxx: No, more like beef wellington
waterskier2480: ahh gotcha
waterskier2480: so do i get to see a pic of u or no?
sexysexysexxx: sure thang sweet cheeks
waterskier2480: y ty
sexysexysexxx:
waterskier2480: u are sexy
sexysexysexxx: i told u so
waterskier2480: lol
waterskier2480: i know
“waterskier2480” signed off at 3:49:41 AM.

sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: hi
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: 28m
sexysexysexxx: hey sexxxy
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: hey
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: hehe
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: a/s please?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: ?
sexysexysexxx: 14 f ri
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: oh
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: are you cute? ;-)
sexysexysexxx: I'm more than cute I'm sexxxxi
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: hehe....show me please....
sexysexysexxx: you show ME
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: do you have pics?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: ?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: if i show you, will you show me??
sexysexysexxx: maayyybe
11:04:43 AM: Attempting to directly connect to sxymnnnnnnnnnnn.
11:04:43 AM: You are now directly connected to sxymnnnnnnnnnnn.
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn:
sexysexysexxx: oh baby ur hottttt
sexysexysexxx: what's in the cup hunni?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: hehe
sexysexysexxx: is it your pee?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: no
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: show me you now....
sexysexysexxx: you ever drink your pee?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: no
sexysexysexxx: you ever drink...
sexysexysexxx: dog pee?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: no
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: wtf?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: show me you now
sexysexysexxx: you ever drink any gasoline?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: no
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: show me
sexysexysexxx: show you what?
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: you
sexysexysexxx: yeah
sxymnnnnnnnnnnn: show me
sexysexysexxx: uh uh baby you gotta prove yourself
sexysexysexxx: do you like beards?
11:19:07 AM: You are no longer directly connected to sxymnnnnnnnnnnn.
sexysexysexxx: hello?
“sxymnnnnnnnnnnn” signed off at 11:25:17 AM.

TimLV82: hey asl
TimLV82: 25/m u
sexysexysexxx: hi sexxy
sexysexysexxx: 17 f
TimLV82: 25/m/cali
TimLV82: have a pic?
sexysexysexxx: mmmmaayybe
sexysexysexxx: if ur SEXXXY enough
TimLV82: can i see pleeease?
TimLV82: ?
TimLV82: hello?
sexysexysexxx: I dunnoooooo
TimLV82: i'll show u mine after u show me urs
sexysexysexxx: no no you go first
11:02:49 AM: Attempting to directly connect to TimLV82.
11:02:49 AM: You are now directly connected to TimLV82.
TimLV82:
TimLV82: i have anopther too
TimLV82: but i wanan see u first
TimLV82: the other ones a lil naughty
sexysexysexxx: mmm that's SEXXY baby
sexysexysexxx: do you buckle up nice n tight?
TimLV82: mhm
TimLV82: can i see?
sexysexysexxx: mmmm
sexysexysexxx: you ever buckle up so tight it cuts off circulation?
TimLV82: uh no
TimLV82: can i see ur picS??
sexysexysexxx: I wish MY car had a sunroof
TimLV82: ok
TimLV82: canm i see u?
sexysexysexxx: what kind of car is that anyway?
sexysexysexxx: is it a Pontiac?
sexysexysexxx: A Pontiac Sunbird?
TimLV82: honda
TimLV82: where is ur pic?!?!?!
sexysexysexxx: it's not a Pontiac Sunbird??? :(
sexysexysexxx: ohh
sexysexysexxx: is it a Prelude????
TimLV82: nope
TimLV82: let me see u11
sexysexysexxx: tell me what kind of car that is!
TimLV82: HONDA accord
TimLV82: ?
sexysexysexxx: oh thats sexi
sexysexysexxx: I drive a monte carlo
sexysexysexxx: it's SEXXI
TimLV82: i b et
TimLV82: so can i see u
TimLV82: ?
sexysexysexxx: sure thing hun
sexysexysexxx: are you married?
TimLV82: nope
sexysexysexxx: not even to the mob?
TimLV82: hah no
TimLV82: where is ur pic?!?!?!
sexysexysexxx: somewhere
TimLV82: send it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sexysexysexxx: do you like whipped cream, charlie?
TimLV82: charlie?
sexysexysexxx: isn't your name charlie?
TimLV82: hah no
sexysexysexxx: if it's not it should be
TimLV82: send your pic now!!
sexysexysexxx: Charlie Argus, hotshot exterminator
sexysexysexxx: is your name... Lance?
TimLV82: then then i'll show u my cock
sexysexysexxx: ooh you will?
TimLV82: if i see u
sexysexysexxx: mmm that's exactly what I wanted to see today... your coooock
sexysexysexxx: mmmmMMMM baaaaaby
sexysexysexxx: will it be hard?
TimLV82: dio u want it to be
sexysexysexxx: if you can make it happen that would be soooo sexxxxxi
TimLV82: thhen let me see u
sexysexysexxx: can you cover it with marshmallow fluff and carrot sticks?
sexysexysexxx: or dip it in raspberry jam?
TimLV82: shut the fuck up
sexysexysexxx: I have a food fetish baby why u gotta be mean 2 me
TimLV82: well u haven't sent ur pic?
sexysexysexxx: I luv seein hard cocks covered in chocolate sauce or jello pudding or mustard....
TimLV82: well fuckin let me see u or bye
sexysexysexxx: fiine baby I just wanted to know if youd do that 4 me
sexysexysexxx: not many guys will
sexysexysexxx: maybe its cause I'm black
11:18:17 AM: You are no longer directly connected to TimLV82.
sexysexysexxx: you dont like brown sugar?
sexysexysexxx: hello
sexysexysexxx: u there baby?